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Don’t Mess With Old Ladies

April 25th, 2009

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see. (more…)

funny, Humour, joke, old ladies

Belly Buttons Explained

April 25th, 2009

Belly Buttons Explained

Q: How do babies get their belly buttons?

A: When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row. Then he walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the tummy with his finger and says, “You’re done…you’re done…you’re done…”

–Unknown

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funny, Humour, joke

A New World

April 25th, 2009

Today you have the chance to create a new world. For life is constantly changing, and in those changes there is always great opportunity.

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change, develop, goodnes, Inspirations, life, positivity, possibilities

The Pickle Jar

April 25th, 2009

The pickle jar as far back as I can remember sat on the floor beside the dresser in my parents’ bedroom. When he got ready f or bed, Dad would empty his pockets and toss his coins into the jar.As a small boy I was always fascinated at the sounds the coins made as they were dropped into the jar . (more…)

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growth, Inspirational Stories

Set For Life

April 25th, 2009

I saw an advertisement for a new game show on television the other day. It was called “Set for Life” and people in it will compete for a monthly check that will supposedly “set” them for life. (more…)

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happiness, Inspirations, life, preparedness

Wanna Borrow A Jack?

April 25th, 2009

One day I went to a lawyer friend for advice.

“I’m in real trouble” I said. “My neighbors across the road are going on vacation for a month; and instead of boarding their dogs they are going to keep them locked up and a woman is coming to feed them, if she doesn’t forget. Meanwhile they’ll be lonely and bark all day and howl all night, and I won’t be able to sleep. I’ll either have to call the SPCA to haul them away or I’ll go berserk and go over there and shoot them and then when my neighbors return, they’ll go berserk
and come over and shoot me. (more…)

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anxiety, Inspirational Stories, panic, worry

Being A Champ

April 25th, 2009

Part of being a champ is acting like a champ. You have to learn how to win and not run away when you lose. Everyone has bad stretches and real successes. Either way, you have to be careful not to lose your confidence or get too confident.

~~Nancy Kerrigan